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Dean’s Silly Story Point Defenses (2025 Edition)

- Sprint-Based Astrology

- Burndown Chart Dependency Disorder

- Inflated Point Imposter Syndrome

- JIRA Ritual Sacrifice Demands

- Legacy Dashboard Fragility

- Guesstimation Gamification

- Velocity Burndown Theater

- Agile Stockholm Syndrome

- Hyperscrumdamentalism

In the end, story points are just like an episode of *Whose Line Is It Anyway?*

The stories are made up, and the points don’t count.

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